i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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