we have pet lesbian snakes
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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