I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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