real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my phone needs a breathalizer
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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