Pants 0. Shit 1.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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