He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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