i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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