I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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