If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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