He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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