His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We have started to decorate penises.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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