My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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