actually, I'm a sock model
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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