Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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