she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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