We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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