If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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