people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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