Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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