I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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