dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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