It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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