I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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