For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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