At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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