your thong is hanging out like whoa
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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