Cold hands, warm shart.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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