I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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