Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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