I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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