My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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