you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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