Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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