i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was confusing and full of hummus
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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