HIV tests are more positive than that guy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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