Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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