Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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