He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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