Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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