i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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