I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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