Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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