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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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