I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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