Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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