But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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