mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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