the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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