Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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