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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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(812): View more from Indiana

she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

thatta girl

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(630): View more from Illinois

He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.

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(972): View more from Texas

I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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(818): View more from California

Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.

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I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...

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