I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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